Off the record…
A ‘friendly’ lawyer.
To air on the side of caution…
A lawyer who did not err on the side of grammar.
How long is it going to take?
A new client
We don’t want to be seen like we’re ‘jumping on the bandwagon’…
Personal Injury solicitor talking about a new advertising campaign.
I’ve been reading that Archibald (sic) in the prison library…
A knowledgeable client (submitted by White Rabbit)

‘With the utmost respect’

Translation: ‘Your Honour is a gibbering loon and in need of the care of a secure institution’

Submitted by White Rabbit
The client didn’t even send a ‘thank you’ card!
A disappointed lawyer.
I am not an expert in these matters, but…
A helpful expert.
The Claimant is deluded.
A helpful medical expert.
Sounds like a potentially good claim! Definitely worth pursuing!
A personal injury lawyer at a family gathering.